Machines Will Rise
Thanks for visiting my website!
Here are some other things about me:
- My username comes from the song Shelter by Icon of Coil. You should check him out!
- I use almost exclusively free software (besides GitHub), and I don't have any proprietary apps on my phone.
- I tried SourceHut and... an interesting... Forgejo instance but they don't have all the features I want.
- I have 7 laptops, 8 if you count the broken IdeaPad from my grandpa. I currently use a Latitude 5420 and a Pixel 4a with LineageOS.
- My favorite GNU/Linux distribution right now is Debian (XFCE + XLibre) but I've been playing with Artix with i3 on the side, and it's prety good!
- I don't care about editors. I can use anything from Mousepad to Nano to Vim to Emacs to Zed to VSCodium. But Emacs is usually my favorite unless I'm working on a huge project.
- I don't read the news. I'm subscribed to the Phoronix, Techrights, and OSNews RSS feeds though, as well as a few others.
Links
Projects
If you want to work on a project with me, I'll accept PRs for any of them! <3
Languages
My favorite language is Java. Some other languages I like are:
- C (Due to it's simplicity and low-level control)
- C++ (Generics and some of the built-in data structures can really shorten my code sometimes, but I usually avoid the obscure features.) This is probably my least favorite one in the list but there are good uses for it sometimes.
- Python (Due to it's thriving ecosystem, low boilerplate, and clean syntax)
- Raku (Sometimes the syntax can be of ugly because it derives from Perl, but I think that you can write more elegant code when your hands aren't tied up by the language and can choose the paradigm most suitable for your use-case. Unlike Java, it has first-class support for all of Unicode and not only has operator overloading, but also lets you make your own operators. Grammars and smartmatching are also great.)
Favorites
- Animal: Cat (I have an orange Devon Rex cat named Firefox and he's the best! He's about 6 years old.
- Season: Fall (I wear hoodies all the time so it's natural)
- Artists: Hard to decide. I like Icon of Coil (obviously), but I also like Assemblage 23, VNV Nation (mostly), and And One. I also listen to Russian music like Molchat Doma sometimes, and it helps me keep the Russian alphabet memorized.
- Color: As a Catppuccin user, obviously purple. But I like some of the orange-ish themes like Gruvbox as well so maybe orange too?
- Search engine: Usually Mojeek because other search engines have a lot of political biases. But unforunately I have to use DuckDuckGo sometimes when it doesn't give good results.
- License: Unlicense or MIT. Unlicense has the benefit that Goolag won't contribute to your codebase.
- Indentation: Obviously tabs, but the Neocities editor doesn't provide an easy way to insert them so I don't use them here.
- Brace style: Allman for new projects if the language allows it, but I use K&R when maintaining my older ones.
Things I like (no particular order)
- Tor/I2P
- Piracy
- Soulseek
- Electronics Repair
- Doomscrolling Wikipedia
- TUIs
- Old computers
- ASCII art
- XKCD
Things I dislike (disliking someone doesn't contradict loving them)
- Dogs
- DRM
- Steam
- Flock Cameras
- Mass surveillance
My Fastfetch
Facts
- AI agents help users fight back against enshittification by browsing on their behalf, aligning with their interests and avoiding SEO spam.
- Mechanical keyboards and curved monitors are a scam to appeal to the productivity cult.
- Advertising is like malware for the brain.
- When watching YouTube, you should skip at least the first 1/3 of the video because it won't be relevant. Make sure to use 1.5x speed because they'll also talk like a snail.
- DEI is discriminatory, real projects like Devuan know including everyone is different than including specific chosen people.
- Buy as much as possible with Monero or cash and delete your Amazon account. (Read about Amazon's environmental impact, treatment of workers, etc. from Richard Stallman)
- There's nothing wrong with cheating in a game, despite what companies that make multiplayer games say.
Cool quotes
- "The trick is to fix the problem you have, rather than the problem you want." - Bram Cohen
- "Just because the standard provides a cliff in front of you, you are not necessarily required to jump off it." - Norman Diamond
- "One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code." - Ken Thompson
- "The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it" - Dennis Ritchie
- "Premature optimization, that’s like a fart. Premature abstraction is like taking a dump on another developer’s desk" - Chris Eric
- "How do you know a program is truly copyleft? Its license is longer than its source code." - Drummyfish
You can find some other good quotes at CAT-V (RIP Uriel)
Contact
- Email: machineswillrise ampersat protonmail period com
- Stoat: machineswillrise#9162
- Fluxer: machineswillrise#6549
- Matrix: @machineswillrise:matrix.org
- TOX:
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Donate
If you have some Monero to throw away, you can give it to me :3
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Credits
- Drummyfish for inspiring the page structure and making the Less Retarded Wiki
- Imlauer for encouraging me to move my website off of a bloated Apache Freemarker setup